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    英語笑話1

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    1. Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I'm a bachelor."


    杰克騎車摔傷,得住院治療.一位年輕美貌的護士拿著表格讓填.仞杰克填好遞上表格"還有什么漏填的?"護士問. "有!"杰克想了想說,"我是個單身漢."





    2. Wife:You see.According to te statistics on thepaper,80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcohol.


    Husband:It's okey. To my investigation,all Thespeopleeat meals.


    妻子:你看這張報紙,據統計,死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的.


    丈夫:那有什么?據我調查,死于肝癌的人100%都吃飯的.





    3. "Excuse me,but the seat you've taken is mine."


    "Yours?Can you prove it?"


    "Yes,I put a cup of ice cream on it."


    "請原諒,你占了我的位置."


    "你的位置?你能征明這點嗎?"


    "能,我在位置上放了杯冰激凌."





    4. One day,Eve asked Adam,"Doyou really love me?"


    Adam said helplessly,"Do I have any other choice?"


    一天,夏娃問亞當:"你當真愛我嗎?"


    亞當無可奈何地回答:"我還有的選擇嗎?"

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