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    有趣的英語冷笑話,我曩昔不明白英國人說話

    時間:2021-06-28 13:17 手抄報 我要投稿

    英國人有他們共同的英式幽默,他們撒播的英語冷笑話讓人會心一笑,今日,小編給同學們收集、整理了幾則特別有趣的英語冷笑話,希望大家能開心開心,一同來看看吧!



    一、

    The little girl did not like the look of the barking dog.

    "It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"

    "Ah, yes," answered the little girl. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"
    有趣的英語冷笑話,我曩昔不明白英國人說話
    一個小女子十分不喜歡狗狂叫的姿態。

    “沒有關系,”一位先生說,“不必害怕,你知道這條諺語嗎:‘吠狗不咬人。’”

    “啊,我是知道,可是狗也知道嗎?”

    二、

    One student to another: "How are your English lessons coming along?"

    "Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."

    一位學生對另一位說:“你的英語最近學的怎么樣?”

    “很好,我曩昔不明白英國人說話,可現在是英國人不明白我的話了。”

    三、

    An old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear, went into a shop and asked the shopman:' How much this stuff?'

    'Seven dollars, Madam, it is very cheap.'

    The lady said, 'It is too much, give it to me for fourteen.'

    'I did not say seventeen dollars, but seven.'

    'It is still too much,' replied the old lady, 'give it to me for five.'

    一位耳聾并且總是嫌東西太貴的老太太走進一家商鋪。 她問店員:“這東西要多少錢?”

    “七美元,太太,這是很廉價的。”

    老太太說:“太貴了,十四美元差不多。”

    店員忙說:“我沒說十七美元,是七美元。”

    “仍是太貴,”老太太說:“五美元,我就買啦。”


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